I'm famous among my friends and family for being able to get out the door in fifteen minutes. This is mostly due to laziness, to be honest, but I can always use more tricks to facilitate my sloth.

We're well into the summer now, and I'm still the color of printer paper. This is primarily because I'm fair and can't go out in the sun without 50 SPF sunblock. Fortunately, there are plenty of ways to fake a tan these days.

This is so cool. After years of feeling like I'm breeding my own personal colony of bacteria because I don't toss out all my makeup every three months, I find out that how long makeup lasts depends on the product. Faith makes a good point, though, that you want to get rid of anything that looks or smells funny.